USA — In 2004, the small Michigan town of Hamtramck, voted to change the city’s noise ordinance. This was to allow the Al-Islah Mosque to broadcast it’s call to prayer over loud speakers five times a day. I’ve always wondered…why is there a need to broadcast these calls over loudspeakers in today’s society?

Here’s my thinking on this. The broadcast of the calls to prayer is a centuries old method when there was no modern technology like…cell phones. It’s well known that Muslims have cell phones since they use them to set off IEDs that blow up our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan. This was obvious in their failed attempt to set off the bombs in London recently. You’d think doctors would have been more book smart and had read the “Jihad For Dummies” series.

So…just as you can receive weather alerts, stock quotes and other information right on your phone, why not have Muslims receive their calls to prayer on their cell phones? This way, Americans aren’t bothered by the caterwauling emanating from speakers five times a day. They can all use AT&T (formerly Cingular) since they claim to have the fewest dropped calls of any network.

Wait…this may not work since their cell phones are being used for other things. Well..it was an idea.

Can you hear me now?

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